Pick Any 3 Beard Butters | Build Your Own Loadout

Maximum conditioning. Zero compromise.

Your beard takes a beating every day. Give it the backup it deserves with the Bearded Assassins Pick Any 3 - 4oz Beard Butters Bundle. Choose any three full-size beard butters from our signature lineup and keep your beard soft, healthy, and mission-ready no matter where duty calls.

Handcrafted in small batches using premium ingredients including Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, and Beeswax, our beard butter deeply conditions coarse beard hair, restores moisture, tames flyaways, and leaves your beard feeling incredibly soft without a greasy finish.

No watered-down junk. No cheap fillers. Just premium beard care engineered for beards that refuse to surrender.

Build Your Bundle

Choose any 3 - 4oz Beard Butters from our signature lineup:

KBAR:

Sandalwood & Vanilla
A smooth blend of rich sandalwood and warm vanilla. Rugged enough for the field, refined enough for a night out.

50 Cal:

Spiced Mahogany, Tobacco & Bay Leaf
Bold, masculine, and impossible to ignore. Warm mahogany blends with tobacco and bay leaf to create a scent that commands attention.

Assassin:

Lemongrass & Lime
Fresh, crisp, and clean. Bright citrus notes deliver an energizing scent that's perfect for everyday operations.

Black Hawk:

Sweet Orange, Cedarwood & Vetiver
A balanced combination of fresh sweet orange, rugged cedarwood, and earthy vetiver inspired by strength and precision.

The General:

Straight Pine
Simple. Bold. Commanding. Pure pine for men who appreciate classic masculinity without the extras.

Officer's Club:

Sweet & Smokey Bourbon
Rich bourbon with a smooth smoky finish that's equally at home around a campfire or on a night out.

Butt Naked:

Unscented
Perfect for hunters, outdoorsmen, and men with sensitive skin. All the deep conditioning your beard needs with zero added fragrance, helping you stay unnoticed when it matters most.

Why You'll Love It

• Build your own bundle with any 3 - 4oz beard butters.
• Save money compared to purchasing individual jars.
• Deeply conditions and softens even the coarsest beards.
• Helps reduce beard itch, dryness, and beard dandruff.
• Tames flyaways while leaving your beard naturally full and healthy.
• Moisturizes both your beard and the skin underneath.
• Made with premium ingredients including Shea Butter, Mango Butter, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, and Beeswax.
• No watered-down junk—because water belongs in your canteen, not your beard care.
• Handcrafted in the USA by a Veteran-Owned business.

Whether your beard is recovering from a long day in the elements or you're simply looking for all-day softness and nourishment, this bundle gives you the freedom to rotate scents while keeping your beard in top condition.

Mission Warning: Your beard may become so soft that people can't resist asking to touch it. Deny all unauthorized contact and continue the mission.

Caution: We do use premium oils made from nuts. So please be aware of this before purchasing, in case of sensitivity or allergies.