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Your beard’s got more knots than a shady informant’s shoelaces. Dry, itchy, and patchy—like a bad hit gone wrong. Every time you glance in the mirror, it’s like staring at a wanted poster for the world’s scruffiest outlaw. Your beard deserves better. You can’t keep going on covert missions with that brittle, unruly fuzz giving away your position. It’s practically a dead giveaway—dry patches? Like blood trails. Rough whiskers? And don’t even get me started on that flaky skin—your enemies can practically follow the dandruff trail to your secret hideout. Introducing the Bearded Assassins BASIC BEARD KIT—your ultimate covert arsenal for beard domination. Featuring a premium 1 oz BEARD OIL & 2oz BEARD BALM (in your choice of scent) and a 4oz BEARD WASH (always Unscented). Keep your facial fortress fortified and your assassin’s code intact. Strike swiftly, look sharp, and vanish—without leaving a single flake behind. SCENT CHOICES: NAKED: TOTALLY UNSCENTED-Perfect for Sensitive Skin BOURBON: Sweet and spicy Bourbon Whiskey HOOLIGAN: Lemongrass & Lime -Made with essential Oils BLACKHAWK: Cedarwood, Orange and Vetiver-Made with Essential Oils 50 CAL: warm spiced mahogany with bay leaf. This is an absolute must for anyone looking for a favorite year-round scent. KBAR: Sandalwood Vanilla- BEST SELLER ***PLEASE SEE INDIVIDUAL LISTINGS FOR INGREDIENT INFORMATION ON WASH, BEARD OIL AND BEARD BALM TEMPORARILY UNTIL WE CAN TRANSFER THE ALL OF THE INFO TO THIS LISTING -Please contact us via Etsy Conversations if any issues arise in your order. HAPPY SHOPPING!