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Three bottles. Zero excuses. This ain’t a “sampler set”—it’s your beard’s damn survival kit.

You get 3x 1oz bottles of pure, no-BS beard oil—each one loaded with premium oils that actually do their job. No watered-down garbage, no weak scents that disappear faster than your motivation on leg day. Just hard-hitting, beard-taming firepower.

One for daily ops. One for backup. One for when your beard goes full insurgent and needs to be brought back in line.

Softens your beard, kills the itch, and makes you smell like you’ve been chopping wood, winning fights, and handling business—all before breakfast. Grease-free, mission-ready, and built to keep your face from looking like a homeless raccoon nest.

If your beard’s been acting like a disorganized militia… this is how you bring in discipline.

3 bottles. Lock it in. Stay lethal. 

Our Scents:

Kbar - All time favorite of Sandalwood and Vanilla. Many have loved this one due it being a nice and gentle scent but also very good smelling. This is what we call a panty dropper, most women like this one!

50 Cal - One of our OG's that has stood the test of time and keep coming back for more! This is a Spiced Mahogany with Tobacco and bay leaf in there. It is a little spicy, a little woodsy and slight bit of sweetness on the end but damn it is so good!

Butt Naked - This is one we had just added over the last year and it is unscented for the hunters or someone who is sentive to scents but wants the conditioning and style of the balm. 

The General - AKA (Villain) This is a straight up pine scent. It is a great earthy, woodsy and piney scent that will transport you right to the evergreen forest. For you bearded beasts that love the woodsy scents this is a must try. Be careful you might want to start chopping some damn firewood!

Assassin - AKA (Hooligan) This is a great uplifting scent with Lemongrass and Lime to awaken you in those dreaded mornings when first getting up. It does not smell like cleaning shit so get that out your mind. It is enough but not overwhelming to the nose. 

BlackHawk - This is one of the newer scents that people have been enjoying, it has cedarwood, sweet orange and vetiver that makes this one stand out. It is alluring to the senses but never overwhelming. It is a woodsy, warm scent but also has a spicy way about it with the sublte sweet orange. Great for any time of day or those special nights with your significant other. Give it a go!

Officer's Club - AKA (Bourbon) This is such a great sweet and smokey bourbon, you will be shocked how many compliments and trying to keep off your beard with a stick (not litteraly but kinda). We added this one last year and can't keep it in stock. If you get a chance to grab some, do it before it is gone again! Get you some today!

Ingredients:

Golden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Frangrance or Essential oils.

Please Read:

We do use natural nut oils in our products to keep them as natural as possible and so dang good for the skin and hair. But in case of any known allergies please let this be known when choosing our products. Thank you and enjoy these amazing Beard Products!