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Pick Any 3 Beard Oils | Build Your Own Loadout

Every mission is different. Your beard oil should be too.

Why settle for one scent when you can build your own arsenal? The Bearded Assassins Pick Any 3 Beard Oils Bundle lets you choose any three full-size beard oils from our lineup, so you're always equipped with the right scent for the mission ahead.

Whether you're kicking in doors, sitting in the office, hitting the woods, or enjoying a night out, you'll have the perfect beard oil ready for duty.

Every bottle is handcrafted in small batches using premium-quality carrier oils that hydrate your beard, eliminate beard itch, soften coarse whiskers, and nourish the skin underneath without the watered-down junk or cheap fillers found in inferior products.

Build Your Bundle

Choose any 3 Full-Size Beard Oils from our signature lineup:

KBAR:

Sandalwood & Vanilla
A smooth blend of rich sandalwood and warm vanilla. Rugged enough for the field, refined enough for a night out.

50 Cal:

Spiced Mahogany, Tobacco & Bay Leaf
Bold, masculine, and impossible to ignore. Warm mahogany blends with tobacco and bay leaf to create a scent that commands attention.

Assassin:

Lemongrass & Lime
Fresh, clean, and dangerously smooth. Bright citrus notes make this an everyday favorite.

Black Hawk:

Sweet Orange, Cedarwood & Vetiver
Bright citrus meets rugged cedarwood and earthy vetiver for a balanced, masculine finish.

The General:

Straight Pine
Simple. Clean. Commanding. Pure pine for men who appreciate straightforward strength.

Officer's Club:

Sweet & Smokey Bourbon
Rich bourbon with a smooth smoky finish that's equally at home around a campfire or on a night out.

Butt Naked:

Unscented
Perfect for hunters, outdoorsmen, and men with sensitive skin. All the conditioning power with zero added fragrance, so you stay under the radar.

Why You'll Love It

• Build your own bundle with any 3 full-size beard oils.
• Save money compared to purchasing individual bottles.
• Premium-quality oils help soften and condition your beard.
• Helps reduce beard itch, dryness, and beard dandruff.
• Lightweight, non-greasy formula absorbs quickly.
• Made with premium ingredients—because water belongs in your canteen, not your beard oil.
• Handcrafted in the USA by a Veteran-Owned business.

Whether you rotate scents with the season, keep one bottle at work and one at home, or simply can't pick a favorite, this bundle keeps your beard mission-ready every day.

Mission Warning: Owning three scents usually leads to owning all seven. Consider yourself warned.

 Caution: We do use premium oils made from nuts. So please be aware of this before purchasing, in case of sensitivity or allergies.