Pick Any 3 Beard Balms | Build Your Own Loadout

Every mission requires the right gear. Your beard is no different.

Why settle for one beard balm when you can build your own tactical lineup? The Bearded Assassins Pick Any 3 - 2oz Beard Balms Bundle lets you choose any three full-size beard balms from our signature collection, so you'll always have the right scent and the control your beard deserves.

Whether you're headed to the job site, the office, the woods, or a night out, your beard will stay conditioned, controlled, and mission-ready.

Every balm is handcrafted in small batches using premium-quality ingredients including Shea Butter, Beeswax, Lanolin, Coconut Oil, and Almond Oil to soften coarse beard hair, lock in moisture, tame flyaways, and provide a light-to-medium hold without leaving your beard greasy or stiff.

No watered-down junk. No cheap fillers. Just premium beard care built for men who demand the best.

Build Your Bundle

Choose any 3 - 2oz Beard Balms from our signature lineup:

KBAR:

Sandalwood & Vanilla
A smooth blend of rich sandalwood and warm vanilla. Rugged enough for the field, refined enough for a night out.

50 Cal:

Spiced Mahogany, Tobacco & Bay Leaf
Bold, masculine, and impossible to ignore. Warm mahogany blends with tobacco and bay leaf for a scent that commands attention.

Assassin:

Lemongrass & Lime
Fresh, crisp, and clean. Bright citrus notes make this an everyday favorite while keeping your beard looking sharp.

BlackHawk:

Sweet Orange, Cedarwood & Vetiver
Bright citrus paired with rugged cedarwood and earthy vetiver creates a balanced scent worthy of every mission.

The General:

Straight Pine
No gimmicks. Just the clean, commanding scent of fresh pine for men who appreciate simplicity and strength.

Officer's Club:

Sweet & Smokey Bourbon
Rich bourbon with a smooth smoky finish that delivers a bold, refined character.

Butt Naked:

Unscented
Perfect for hunters, outdoorsmen, and men with sensitive skin. All the conditioning and styling performance with zero added fragrance, helping you stay under the radar.

Why You'll Love It

• Build your own bundle with any 3 - 2oz beard balms.
• Save money compared to purchasing individual balms.
• Softens and conditions coarse beard hair.
• Provides a light-to-medium hold for shaping and controlling flyaways.
• Helps reduce beard itch, dryness, and beard dandruff.
• Locks in moisture without leaving a greasy residue.
• Made with premium-quality ingredients—because water belongs in your canteen, not your beard balm.
• Handcrafted in the USA by a Veteran-Owned business.

Whether you like to rotate scents throughout the week, keep one balm at home, one at work, and one in your truck, or simply can't decide on a favorite, this bundle keeps your beard looking sharp and ready for every mission.

Mission Warning: Buying three beard balms is usually how the collection starts. Don't be surprised when your shelf ends up fully stocked with every scent we make.

Caution: We do use premium oils made from nuts. So please be aware of this before purchasing, in case of sensitivity or allergies.