{"product_id":"premium-villain-beard-oil-1oz-2oz-fresh-pine-fragrance-self-care-treat-tame-the-beast-ideal-gift-for-the-bearded-man","title":"The General Beard Oil 1oz | Pine \u0026 Berry | Premium Beard Oil for Soft, No-Itch Beard","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"293\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eYour beard’s gone full insurgent—dry, itchy, sticking out in every direction, and smelling like a week-old regret. You’ve tried the cheap stuff: greasy oils that sit on your face like a fryer dump, balms that feel like candle wax. Yeah… no wonder it’s a mess. Time to shut that rebellion down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"684\" data-start=\"295\"\u003eThis is premium, no-BS beard oil built on a golden jojoba base that actually absorbs instead of just sitting there like sludge. We stack it with avocado, apricot kernel, and\u003cstrong data-end=\"488\" data-start=\"444\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003ealmond oils to hit your beard and skin from all angles—hydration, softness, and control. It kills the itch, eliminates dry patches, and turns that steel wool on your face into something smooth and dialed in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"684\" data-start=\"295\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"705\" data-start=\"686\"\u003eSCENT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"162\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eThis isn’t some fake “forest breeze” garbage. \u003cstrong data-end=\"57\" data-start=\"46\"\u003eGENERAL\u003c\/strong\u003e is straight-up pine—sharp, clean, and in your face like you just snapped a tree in half and kept moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"462\" data-start=\"164\"\u003eRight off the hit, you get that \u003cstrong data-end=\"215\" data-start=\"196\"\u003ehard pine blast\u003c\/strong\u003e—crisp, green, and no-nonsense. Then, just when you think it’s all business, a \u003cstrong data-end=\"341\" data-start=\"294\"\u003esubtle berry note creeps in on the back end\u003c\/strong\u003e. Not sweet, not soft—just enough to round it out and keep it from smelling like you rolled through a Christmas tree lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"578\" data-start=\"464\"\u003eIt’s bold, grounded, and controlled. Smells like cold air, boots on dirt, and getting the job done without a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"626\" data-start=\"580\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"626\" data-start=\"580\"\u003eHard pine. Clean finish. Command presence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"855\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"868\" data-start=\"855\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"871\" data-start=\"868\"\u003e– Wipes out dry, flaky skin and beard itch\u003cbr data-end=\"916\" data-start=\"913\"\u003e– Softens coarse, wiry hair so it actually behaves\u003cbr data-end=\"969\" data-start=\"966\"\u003e– Locks in moisture without turning you into a grease slick\u003cbr data-end=\"1031\" data-start=\"1028\"\u003e– Adds a healthy, controlled shine—not that oily mess\u003cbr data-end=\"1087\" data-start=\"1084\"\u003e– Vegan, cruelty-free, and none of that chemical garbage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1380\" data-start=\"1147\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1162\" data-start=\"1147\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1165\" data-start=\"1162\"\u003eHit your beard with a few drops, work it down to the skin, and spread it through like you mean it. Use a wood comb or boar bristle brush to finish the job. Remember—this is precision, not an oil spill. Less is more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1474\" data-start=\"1382\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1398\" data-start=\"1382\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1401\" data-start=\"1398\"\u003eGolden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Almond Oil, Fragrance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1560\" data-start=\"1476\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need sympathy—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-end=\"1532\" data-start=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1560\" data-start=\"1532\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is for external use only! Test product on a small part of the skin first. If there are no reactions, use it on your beard and enjoy! Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"1oz","offer_id":43003405860977,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2oz","offer_id":43003405893745,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/34becba6-il_fullxfull.6878464176_glqt.jpg?v=1770745881","url":"https:\/\/beardedassassins.com\/products\/premium-villain-beard-oil-1oz-2oz-fresh-pine-fragrance-self-care-treat-tame-the-beast-ideal-gift-for-the-bearded-man","provider":"Bearded Assassins","version":"1.0","type":"link"}