{"product_id":"premium-bourbon-beard-oil-1oz-2oz-handcrafted-whiskey-inspired-fragrance-beard-care-mens-grooming-must-have-tame-the-beast","title":"Officer's Club Beard Oil 1oz | Sweet \u0026 Smoky Bourbon Scent | Premium Beard Oil for Soft, No-Itch Beard","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"293\"\u003eYour beard’s gone full insurgent—dry, itchy, sticking out in every direction, and smelling like a week-old regret. You’ve tried the cheap stuff: greasy oils that sit on your face like a fryer dump, balms that feel like candle wax. Yeah… no wonder it’s a mess. Time to shut that rebellion down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"684\"\u003eThis is premium, no-BS beard oil built on a golden jojoba base that actually absorbs instead of just sitting there like sludge. We stack it with\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eavocado, apricot kernel, and\u003cstrong data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"488\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003ealmond oils to hit your beard and skin from all angles—hydration, softness, and control. It kills the itch, eliminates dry patches, and turns that steel wool on your face into something smooth and dialed in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"853\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"705\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eABOUT SCENT:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"147\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eThis ain’t your soft, watered-down “bourbon-inspired” nonsense. This is sweet, smokey bourbon that hits like a stiff pour after a long damn day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"500\" data-start=\"149\"\u003eRight up front—you get that rich, warm sweetness… like caramel and oak-soaked bourbon sliding across your tongue. Then the smoke rolls in—deep, smooth, and just a little dangerous. Not campfire-overkill… more like a barrel-aged burn with attitude. It lingers just enough to let people know you showed up, handled business, and didn’t ask for approval.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"633\" data-start=\"502\"\u003eIt’s bold without being sloppy. Smooth without being soft.\u003cbr data-end=\"563\" data-start=\"560\"\u003eSmells like leather seats, dim lights, and decisions you don’t regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"682\" data-start=\"635\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"682\" data-start=\"635\"\u003eSweet. Smoky. Controlled chaos in a bottle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"871\"\u003e– Wipes out dry, flaky skin and beard itch\u003cbr data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e– Softens coarse, wiry hair so it actually behaves\u003cbr data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"969\"\u003e– Locks in moisture without turning you into a grease slick\u003cbr data-start=\"1028\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e– Adds a healthy, controlled shine—not that oily mess\u003cbr data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003e– Vegan, cruelty-free, and none of that chemical garbage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eHit your beard with a few drops, work it down to the skin, and spread it through like you mean it. Use a wood comb or boar bristle brush to finish the job. Remember—this is precision, not an oil spill. Less is more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1474\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003eGolden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Almond Oil, Fragrance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1476\" data-end=\"1560\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need sympathy—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1532\" data-end=\"1560\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING\u003c\/strong\u003e: This is for external use only! Test product on a small part of the skin first. If there are no reactions, use it on your beard and enjoy! Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"1oz","offer_id":43016106377329,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/0c802fbd-il_fullxfull.6926437339_pzuy.jpg?v=1771385950","url":"https:\/\/beardedassassins.com\/products\/premium-bourbon-beard-oil-1oz-2oz-handcrafted-whiskey-inspired-fragrance-beard-care-mens-grooming-must-have-tame-the-beast","provider":"Bearded Assassins","version":"1.0","type":"link"}