{"product_id":"naked-beard-balm-2-oz-unscented-beard-styling-product-mens-grooming","title":"Butt Naked Beard Balm 2oz | Unscented | Premium Beard Balm for Hold, Sensitive Skin \u0026 No Itch","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eYour beard’s acting like it’s got a mind of its own - wild, scruffy, and refusing to obey orders. Oil helped… but it’s still out here looking like a bar fight survivor. Time to bring in control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eThis 2oz premium, no-BS beard balm\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eis built for guys who need backup or something to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e tame, shape, and finish the job\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. It’s your beard’s final inspection before you step out. Packed with premium butter, waxes and oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e, this balm pulls double duty- styling \u0026amp; conditioning, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eso your beard looks squared away and your skin isn’t dry, pissed off, or flaking like cheap paint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eMelts down smooth, hits fast, and gets your beard under control in seconds, perfect when you’re short on time but still need to look like you’ve got your life together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCENT: Not a Damn Thing....\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"115\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t always need to announce itself. Sometimes the mission is stay quiet,\u003cstrong data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"114\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003estay clean, stay ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"347\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"131\"\u003eBUTT NAKED\u003c\/strong\u003e is exactly that—zero scent, zero giveaway. Built for hunters, early mornings in the woods, or anyone who doesn’t want their face smelling like a candle aisle. No fragrance, no nonsense—just straight performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"626\"\u003eLoaded with premium oils that actually do their job, this stuff kills itch, hydrates dry skin,\u003cstrong data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"470\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eand softens your beard without leaving a greasy mess or scent trail behind you. Perfect for sensitive skin too—no irritation, no chemicals trying to start a war on your face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eIt’s clean, controlled, and invisible… but the results speak loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eNo scent. No trace. No excuses.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"955\"\u003e– Tames unruly, out-of-line beards and brings them under control\u003cbr data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003e– Light-to-medium hold for shaping and finishing your look\u003cbr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e– Conditions and nourishes both beard and skin underneath\u003cbr data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003e– Softens coarse hair while locking in moisture\u003cbr data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e– Gets you mission-ready fast—no long routine, no excuses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b2efb507-c7ae-433a-8f81-a72fa53dc62a\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1494\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003eScoop a dime-sized amount (or more if that beard’s out of control), rub it between your hands until it melts, then work it through your beard and down to the skin. Shape it. Style it. Get it looking like it follows orders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eBeeswax, Coconut Oil, Lanolin, Shea Butter \u0026amp; Almond Oil\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need luck—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is for external use only! Test product on small part of skin first. If no reactions occur, apply to beard and enjoy! *Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS so please be cautious before use. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. -Due to the handmade nature of our products, slight variation in color and nature may occur in comparison to the product photos displayed. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003406483569,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/e0c7431d-il_fullxfull.7240509191_bfet.jpg?v=1770745885","url":"https:\/\/beardedassassins.com\/products\/naked-beard-balm-2-oz-unscented-beard-styling-product-mens-grooming","provider":"Bearded Assassins","version":"1.0","type":"link"}