{"title":"Last Call","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"50-cal-beard-oil-1oz-handmade-beard-care-grooming","title":"50 Cal Beard Oil 1oz | Handmade | Beard Care | Grooming","description":"Is your beard secretly plotting against you? Dry, itchy skin underneath, scraggly hairs sticking out at every angle, and a scent that’s more \"week-old takeout\" than \"man of the woods\"? Yeah, that’s a problem.\n\nYou’ve tried everything: oils that leave you greasier than a fast-food fryer, balms that feel like you’re waxing your face, or worse—going au naturel and scaring off everyone within sniffing distance. No wonder your beard has been feeling neglected. It's time to take action before it stages a rebellion.\n\nOur beard oil is made with premium ingredients. We start with a golden jojoba oil base, then add in a blend of avocado, apricot kernel, and almond oils. \n\nThis beard oil is perfect for men who want to nourish their beards and keep them healthy \u0026amp; strong. It is ideal for preventing dry skin patches while calming and moisturizing the skin. This  beard oil is sure to become a staple in your grooming routine!\n\nSCENT: 50 Cal - warm spiced mahogany with bay leaf is an absolute must for someone looking for a favorite scent for anytime of the year!\n\nBENEFITS:\n* Golden jojoba \u0026amp; avocado oil work together to prevent dry skin patches while calming and\nmoisturizing the skin.\n* Sweet almond and apricot kernel oil work together by locking in moisture and creating shine.\n\nOur beard oil is effective, vegan, cruelty-free and free of harmful chemicals. Whether you're growing a beard for the first time or just want to keep your current beard looking its best, Benny's Soap Co. Beard Oil is the perfect addition to your grooming routine. Order yours today and see the difference for yourself!\n\nDIRECTIONS:\nUse a few drops as needed depending on the length of your beard. We recommend using a wood comb or a boar bristle brush for the best results. When using oil, less is always more.\n\nINGREDIENTS: Golden Jojoba Oil, Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil and Fragrance Oils.\n\n**WARNING: This is for external use only! Test product on a small part of the skin first. If there are no reactions, use it on your beard and enjoy! Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use.\n\n*Listing is for ONE bottle of beard oil ONLY, props not included.\n\n-Please contact us via Etsy Conversations if any issues arise in your order.\n\nHAPPY SHOPPING!","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003406844017,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/4fd1a449-il_fullxfull.6926433257_9c6o.jpg?v=1770745884"},{"product_id":"50-cal-beard-balm-2oz-handmade-beard-care-grooming","title":"50 Cal Beard Balm 2oz | Spiced Mahogany \u0026 Bay Leaf | Premium Beard Oil for Softness, Growth \u0026 No Itch","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:1d723d04-23c1-4319-8074-db9e255c2be5-52\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-16\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b2efb507-c7ae-433a-8f81-a72fa53dc62a\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eYour beard’s acting like it’s got a mind of its own - wild, scruffy, and refusing to obey orders. Oil helped… but it’s still out here looking like a bar fight survivor. Time to bring in control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eThis 2oz premium, no-BS beard balm\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eis built for guys who need backup or something to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e tame, shape, and finish the job\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. It’s your beard’s final inspection before you step out. Packed with premium butter, waxes and oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e, this balm pulls double duty- styling \u0026amp; conditioning, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eso your beard looks squared away and your skin isn’t dry, pissed off, or flaking like cheap paint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eMelts down smooth, hits fast, and gets your beard under control in seconds, perfect when you’re short on time but still need to look like you’ve got your life together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"937\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eSCENT - 50 Cal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm spiced mahogany with bay leaf. Strong, clean, and built for year-round dominance. This is the one you grab when you want a scent that never misses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"955\"\u003e– Tames unruly, out-of-line beards and brings them under control\u003cbr data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003e– Light-to-medium hold for shaping and finishing your look\u003cbr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e– Conditions and nourishes both beard and skin underneath\u003cbr data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003e– Softens coarse hair while locking in moisture\u003cbr data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e– Gets you mission-ready fast—no long routine, no excuses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1494\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003eScoop a dime-sized amount (or more if that beard’s out of control), rub it between your hands until it melts, then work it through your beard and down to the skin. Shape it. Style it. Get it looking like it follows orders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eBeeswax, Coconut Oil, Lanolin, Shea Butter, Almond Oil, Fragrance Oil\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need luck—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eLock it in. 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If irritation occurs, discontinue use. -Due to the handmade nature of our products, slight variation in color and nature may occur in comparison to the product photos displayed. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003406942321,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/2fea3489-il_fullxfull.6934639471_io3c.jpg?v=1770745884"},{"product_id":"50-cal-beard-oil-2oz-handmade-beard-care-grooming","title":"50 Cal Beard Oil 2oz | Spiced Mahogany \u0026 Bay Leaf | Premium Beard Oil for Soft, No-Itch Bear","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"293\"\u003eYour beard’s gone full insurgent—dry, itchy, sticking out in every direction, and smelling like a week-old regret. You’ve tried the cheap stuff: greasy oils that sit on your face like a fryer dump, balms that feel like candle wax. Yeah… no wonder it’s a mess. Time to shut that rebellion down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"684\"\u003eThis is premium, no-BS beard oil built on a golden jojoba base that actually absorbs instead of just sitting there like sludge. We stack it with avocado, apricot kernel, and\u003cstrong data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"488\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003ealmond oils to hit your beard and skin from all angles—hydration, softness, and control. It kills the itch, eliminates dry patches, and turns that steel wool on your face into something smooth and dialed in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCENT: 50 Cal \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"109\"\u003eThis isn’t a soft, forgettable scent—it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"42\" data-end=\"52\"\u003e50 Cal\u003c\/strong\u003e. Heavy-hitting, smooth, and built to make an impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"111\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eRight out the gate you get that \u003cstrong data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"167\"\u003ewarm spiced mahogany\u003c\/strong\u003e—deep, rich, and solid like old wood and controlled power. Then the \u003cstrong data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"256\"\u003ebay leaf rolls in\u003c\/strong\u003e, adding a clean, sharp edge that keeps it from getting too heavy. It’s balanced, bold, and dialed in—strong without being overpowering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eThis is your go-to scent when you want something that works \u003cstrong data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eanytime, anywhere\u003c\/strong\u003e—day or night, work or warpath. Clean enough to wear daily, strong enough to stand its ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"631\"\u003eSmells like discipline, control, and a man who doesn’t miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"664\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"664\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eWarm. Spiced. Built to hit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"871\"\u003e– Wipes out dry, flaky skin and beard itch\u003cbr data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e– Softens coarse, wiry hair so it actually behaves\u003cbr data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"969\"\u003e– Locks in moisture without turning you into a grease slick\u003cbr data-start=\"1028\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e– Adds a healthy, controlled shine—not that oily mess\u003cbr data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003e– Vegan, cruelty-free, and none of that chemical garbage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eHit your beard with a few drops, work it down to the skin, and spread it through like you mean it. Use a wood comb or boar bristle brush to finish the job. Remember—this is precision, not an oil spill. Less is more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1474\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003eGolden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Almond Oil, Fragrance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1476\" data-end=\"1560\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need sympathy—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1532\" data-end=\"1560\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is for external use only! Test product on a small part of the skin first. If there are no reactions, use it on your beard and enjoy! Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003408187505,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/1d3a311b-il_fullxfull.6926419723_69fh.jpg?v=1770745888"},{"product_id":"4oz-butt-naked-beard-wash-handcrafted-for-men-with-beards-gentle-beard-shampoo-for-sensitive-skin-copy","title":"4oz BUTT NAKED Beard Wash | Handcrafted for Men with Beards\/ Gentle Beard Shampoo for Sensitive Skin (Copy)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBearded Assassins presents our BUTT NAKED BEARD WASH, a gentle and effective, unscented cleanser for the beard and face. This BEARD WASH is nourishing for the skin and hair. 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If irritation occurs, discontinue use. *Listing is for one bottle of Beard Wash ONLY, props NOT included. *Due to the handmade nature of our products, slight variation in color and nature may occur in comparison to the product photos displayed. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"4oz","offer_id":43117669875825,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/03796d9e-il_fullxfull.6878423992_94ho.jpg?v=1771385946"}],"url":"https:\/\/beardedassassins.com\/collections\/last-call.oembed","provider":"Bearded Assassins","version":"1.0","type":"link"}