{"title":"Beard Oil","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"50-cal-beard-oil-1oz-handmade-beard-care-grooming","title":"50 Cal Beard Oil 1oz | Handmade | Beard Care | Grooming","description":"Is your beard secretly plotting against you? Dry, itchy skin underneath, scraggly hairs sticking out at every angle, and a scent that’s more \"week-old takeout\" than \"man of the woods\"? Yeah, that’s a problem.\n\nYou’ve tried everything: oils that leave you greasier than a fast-food fryer, balms that feel like you’re waxing your face, or worse—going au naturel and scaring off everyone within sniffing distance. No wonder your beard has been feeling neglected. It's time to take action before it stages a rebellion.\n\nOur beard oil is made with premium ingredients. We start with a golden jojoba oil base, then add in a blend of avocado, apricot kernel, and almond oils. \n\nThis beard oil is perfect for men who want to nourish their beards and keep them healthy \u0026amp; strong. It is ideal for preventing dry skin patches while calming and moisturizing the skin. This  beard oil is sure to become a staple in your grooming routine!\n\nSCENT: 50 Cal - warm spiced mahogany with bay leaf is an absolute must for someone looking for a favorite scent for anytime of the year!\n\nBENEFITS:\n* Golden jojoba \u0026amp; avocado oil work together to prevent dry skin patches while calming and\nmoisturizing the skin.\n* Sweet almond and apricot kernel oil work together by locking in moisture and creating shine.\n\nOur beard oil is effective, vegan, cruelty-free and free of harmful chemicals. Whether you're growing a beard for the first time or just want to keep your current beard looking its best, Benny's Soap Co. Beard Oil is the perfect addition to your grooming routine. Order yours today and see the difference for yourself!\n\nDIRECTIONS:\nUse a few drops as needed depending on the length of your beard. We recommend using a wood comb or a boar bristle brush for the best results. When using oil, less is always more.\n\nINGREDIENTS: Golden Jojoba Oil, Almond Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil and Fragrance Oils.\n\n**WARNING: This is for external use only! Test product on a small part of the skin first. If there are no reactions, use it on your beard and enjoy! Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use.\n\n*Listing is for ONE bottle of beard oil ONLY, props not included.\n\n-Please contact us via Etsy Conversations if any issues arise in your order.\n\nHAPPY SHOPPING!","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003406844017,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/4fd1a449-il_fullxfull.6926433257_9c6o.jpg?v=1770745884"},{"product_id":"naked-beard-oil-unscented-premium-beard-oil-1-oz-mens-grooming-products-bearded-assassins-bennys-soap-co","title":"Butt Naked Beard Oil 1oz | Unscented | Premium Beard Oil for Sensitive Skin \u0026 No Itch","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"684\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"684\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"705\"\u003eSCENT: Not A Damn Thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"115\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t always need to announce itself. Sometimes the mission is stay quiet,\u003cstrong data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"114\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003estay clean, stay ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"347\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"131\"\u003eBUTT NAKED\u003c\/strong\u003e is exactly that—zero scent, zero giveaway. Built for hunters, early mornings in the woods, or anyone who doesn’t want their face smelling like a candle aisle. No fragrance, no nonsense—just straight performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"626\"\u003eLoaded with premium oils that actually do their job, this stuff kills itch, hydrates dry skin,\u003cstrong data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"470\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eand softens your beard without leaving a greasy mess or scent trail behind you. Perfect for sensitive skin too—no irritation, no chemicals trying to start a war on your face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eIt’s clean, controlled, and invisible… but the results speak loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eNo scent. No trace. No excuses.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"871\"\u003e– Wipes out dry, flaky skin and beard itch\u003cbr data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e– Softens coarse, wiry hair so it actually behaves\u003cbr data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"969\"\u003e– Locks in moisture without turning you into a grease slick\u003cbr data-start=\"1028\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e– Adds a healthy, controlled shine—not that oily mess\u003cbr data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003e– Vegan, cruelty-free, and none of that chemical garbage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eHit your beard with a few drops, work it down to the skin, and spread it through like you mean it. Use a wood comb or boar bristle brush to finish the job. Remember—this is precision, not an oil spill. Less is more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1474\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003eGolden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil \u0026amp; Almond Oil \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1476\" data-end=\"1560\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need sympathy—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1532\" data-end=\"1560\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**WARNING: This is for external use only! Test product on a small part of the skin first. If there are no reactions, use it on your beard and enjoy! Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003406876785,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/97d36cbe-il_fullxfull.6878488978_5k8b.jpg?v=1770745884"},{"product_id":"50-cal-beard-balm-2oz-handmade-beard-care-grooming","title":"50 Cal Beard Balm 2oz | Spiced Mahogany \u0026 Bay Leaf | Premium Beard Oil for Softness, Growth \u0026 No Itch","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:1d723d04-23c1-4319-8074-db9e255c2be5-52\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-16\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b2efb507-c7ae-433a-8f81-a72fa53dc62a\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eYour beard’s acting like it’s got a mind of its own - wild, scruffy, and refusing to obey orders. Oil helped… but it’s still out here looking like a bar fight survivor. Time to bring in control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eThis 2oz premium, no-BS beard balm\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eis built for guys who need backup or something to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e tame, shape, and finish the job\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. It’s your beard’s final inspection before you step out. Packed with premium butter, waxes and oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e, this balm pulls double duty- styling \u0026amp; conditioning, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eso your beard looks squared away and your skin isn’t dry, pissed off, or flaking like cheap paint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eMelts down smooth, hits fast, and gets your beard under control in seconds, perfect when you’re short on time but still need to look like you’ve got your life together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"937\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eSCENT - 50 Cal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm spiced mahogany with bay leaf. Strong, clean, and built for year-round dominance. This is the one you grab when you want a scent that never misses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"955\"\u003e– Tames unruly, out-of-line beards and brings them under control\u003cbr data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003e– Light-to-medium hold for shaping and finishing your look\u003cbr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e– Conditions and nourishes both beard and skin underneath\u003cbr data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003e– Softens coarse hair while locking in moisture\u003cbr data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e– Gets you mission-ready fast—no long routine, no excuses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1494\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003eScoop a dime-sized amount (or more if that beard’s out of control), rub it between your hands until it melts, then work it through your beard and down to the skin. Shape it. Style it. Get it looking like it follows orders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eBeeswax, Coconut Oil, Lanolin, Shea Butter, Almond Oil, Fragrance Oil\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need luck—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is for external use only! Test product on small part of skin first. If no reactions occur, apply to beard and enjoy! *Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS so please be cautious before use. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. -Due to the handmade nature of our products, slight variation in color and nature may occur in comparison to the product photos displayed. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003406942321,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/2fea3489-il_fullxfull.6934639471_io3c.jpg?v=1770745884"},{"product_id":"50-cal-beard-oil-2oz-handmade-beard-care-grooming","title":"50 Cal Beard Oil 2oz | Spiced Mahogany \u0026 Bay Leaf | Premium Beard Oil for Soft, No-Itch Bear","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"293\"\u003eYour beard’s gone full insurgent—dry, itchy, sticking out in every direction, and smelling like a week-old regret. You’ve tried the cheap stuff: greasy oils that sit on your face like a fryer dump, balms that feel like candle wax. Yeah… no wonder it’s a mess. Time to shut that rebellion down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"684\"\u003eThis is premium, no-BS beard oil built on a golden jojoba base that actually absorbs instead of just sitting there like sludge. We stack it with avocado, apricot kernel, and\u003cstrong data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"488\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003ealmond oils to hit your beard and skin from all angles—hydration, softness, and control. It kills the itch, eliminates dry patches, and turns that steel wool on your face into something smooth and dialed in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCENT: 50 Cal \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"109\"\u003eThis isn’t a soft, forgettable scent—it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"42\" data-end=\"52\"\u003e50 Cal\u003c\/strong\u003e. Heavy-hitting, smooth, and built to make an impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"111\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eRight out the gate you get that \u003cstrong data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"167\"\u003ewarm spiced mahogany\u003c\/strong\u003e—deep, rich, and solid like old wood and controlled power. Then the \u003cstrong data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"256\"\u003ebay leaf rolls in\u003c\/strong\u003e, adding a clean, sharp edge that keeps it from getting too heavy. It’s balanced, bold, and dialed in—strong without being overpowering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eThis is your go-to scent when you want something that works \u003cstrong data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"475\"\u003eanytime, anywhere\u003c\/strong\u003e—day or night, work or warpath. Clean enough to wear daily, strong enough to stand its ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"631\"\u003eSmells like discipline, control, and a man who doesn’t miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"664\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"664\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eWarm. Spiced. Built to hit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"871\"\u003e– Wipes out dry, flaky skin and beard itch\u003cbr data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e– Softens coarse, wiry hair so it actually behaves\u003cbr data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"969\"\u003e– Locks in moisture without turning you into a grease slick\u003cbr data-start=\"1028\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e– Adds a healthy, controlled shine—not that oily mess\u003cbr data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003e– Vegan, cruelty-free, and none of that chemical garbage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1147\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eHit your beard with a few drops, work it down to the skin, and spread it through like you mean it. Use a wood comb or boar bristle brush to finish the job. Remember—this is precision, not an oil spill. Less is more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1474\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003eGolden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Almond Oil, Fragrance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1476\" data-end=\"1560\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need sympathy—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1532\" data-end=\"1560\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is for external use only! Test product on a small part of the skin first. If there are no reactions, use it on your beard and enjoy! Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003408187505,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/1d3a311b-il_fullxfull.6926419723_69fh.jpg?v=1770745888"},{"product_id":"hooligan-premium-beard-oil-1-oz-lemongrass-lime-essential-oils-mens-grooming-beard-oil-hair-strengthening-bearded-assassins","title":"ASSASSIN Beard Oil 1oz | Lemongrass \u0026 Lime Essential Oils | Premium Beard Oil for Soft, No-Itch Beard","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"293\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eYour beard’s gone full insurgent—dry, itchy, sticking out in every direction, and smelling like a week-old regret. 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It kills the itch, eliminates dry patches, and turns that steel wool on your face into something smooth and dialed in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCENT\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"127\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eThis isn’t some weak citrus that disappears before you hit the door. \u003cstrong data-end=\"81\" data-start=\"69\"\u003eASSASSIN\u003c\/strong\u003e is sharp, fast, and hits like a clean strike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"423\" data-start=\"129\"\u003eYou get a blast of lemongrass right up front—bright, crisp, and aggressive. Then the\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003elime\u003cstrong data-end=\"234\" data-start=\"218\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003ecuts in, adding a sharp edge that wakes everything up and keeps it locked in. It’s fresh, clean, and dialed—no sugary nonsense, no fake chemical junk. 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Surgical.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"855\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"868\" data-start=\"855\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"871\" data-start=\"868\"\u003e– Wipes out dry, flaky skin and beard itch\u003cbr data-end=\"916\" data-start=\"913\"\u003e– Softens coarse, wiry hair so it actually behaves\u003cbr data-end=\"969\" data-start=\"966\"\u003e– Locks in moisture without turning you into a grease slick\u003cbr data-end=\"1031\" data-start=\"1028\"\u003e– Adds a healthy, controlled shine—not that oily mess\u003cbr data-end=\"1087\" data-start=\"1084\"\u003e– Vegan, cruelty-free, and none of that chemical garbage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1380\" data-start=\"1147\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1162\" data-start=\"1147\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1165\" data-start=\"1162\"\u003eHit your beard with a few drops, work it down to the skin, and spread it through like you mean it. Use a wood comb or boar bristle brush to finish the job. Remember—this is precision, not an oil spill. Less is more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1474\" data-start=\"1382\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1398\" data-start=\"1382\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1401\" data-start=\"1398\"\u003eGolden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Almond Oil \u0026amp; Essential Oils(Cedarwood, Sweet Orange \u0026amp; Vetiver)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e Your beard doesn’t need sympathy—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-end=\"1532\" data-start=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1560\" data-start=\"1532\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is for external use only! Test product on a small part of the skin first. If there are no reactions, use it on your beard and enjoy! Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003408220273,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/hooligan-premium-beard-oil-in-masculine-setting.png?v=1770761921"},{"product_id":"beard-oil-sample-pack","title":"Beard Oil Sample Pack | Try Multiple Scents | Premium Beard Oil Samples for Soft, No-Itch Beard","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"110\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eNot sure which scent is your weapon of choice? Good—this is how you find out without committing like a rookie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"387\" data-start=\"112\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-end=\"142\" data-start=\"117\"\u003eSample Beard Oil Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e gives you multiple scents to test drive, all built with the same \u003cstrong data-end=\"236\" data-start=\"208\"\u003epremium, no-BS oil blend\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually gets results. You’ll kill the itch, hydrate your skin, and soften that beard—while figuring out which scent hits hardest for your style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"521\" data-start=\"389\"\u003eNo guessing. No wasting money on a full bottle you might not like. Just grab the samples, run the trials, and lock in your favorite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"730\" data-start=\"523\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"539\" data-start=\"523\"\u003eWhy it hits:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"542\" data-start=\"539\"\u003e– Test multiple scents before committing\u003cbr data-end=\"585\" data-start=\"582\"\u003e– Same high-quality formula as full-size bottles\u003cbr data-end=\"636\" data-start=\"633\"\u003e– Kills itch, dryness, and beard dandruff\u003cbr data-is-only-node=\"\" data-end=\"680\" data-start=\"677\"\u003e– Perfect for travel, gym bag, or everyday carry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"780\" data-start=\"732\"\u003eEach sample may be small—but the results aren’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"847\" data-start=\"782\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your scent:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"815\" data-start=\"812\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"145\" data-start=\"108\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"143\" data-start=\"112\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"145\" data-start=\"108\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"143\" data-start=\"112\"\u003eKBAR – Sandalwood \u0026amp; Vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"413\" data-start=\"146\"\u003eThis isn’t soft—it’s controlled. \u003cstrong data-end=\"187\" data-start=\"179\"\u003eKBAR\u003c\/strong\u003e hits with deep, warm sandalwood right up front… rich, grounded, and steady. Then vanilla rolls in to smooth it out—not sweet and fluffy, just enough to take the edge off and keep it dialed.\u003cbr data-end=\"380\" data-start=\"377\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"413\" data-start=\"380\"\u003eWarm. Smooth. Quietly lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"465\" data-start=\"420\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"463\" data-start=\"424\"\u003e50 Cal – Spiced Mahogany \u0026amp; Bay Leaf\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"702\" data-start=\"466\"\u003eHeavy-hitting and built to last. \u003cstrong data-end=\"509\" data-start=\"499\"\u003e50 Cal\u003c\/strong\u003e brings that warm spiced mahogany punch—deep, bold, and solid—followed by bay leaf to sharpen it up and keep it clean. Strong without being overpowering.\u003cbr data-end=\"665\" data-start=\"662\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"702\" data-start=\"665\"\u003eBalanced. Powerful. Built to hit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"764\" data-start=\"709\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"762\" data-start=\"713\"\u003eASSASSIN – Lemongrass \u0026amp; Lime (Essential Oils)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1022\" data-start=\"765\"\u003eFast, sharp, and clean. \u003cstrong data-end=\"801\" data-start=\"789\"\u003eASSASSIN\u003c\/strong\u003e opens with a hard strike of lemongrass, then lime cuts through with a crisp edge that wakes everything up. No fake sweetness—just pure, clean citrus that gets in, gets noticed, and gets out.\u003cbr data-end=\"995\" data-start=\"992\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1022\" data-start=\"995\"\u003eCrisp. Clean. Surgical.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1101\" data-start=\"1029\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1099\" data-start=\"1033\"\u003eTHE GENERAL – Command Presence (Bold, Classic Masculine Blend)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1344\" data-start=\"1102\"\u003eThis is authority in a bottle. \u003cstrong data-end=\"1148\" data-start=\"1133\"\u003eTHE GENERAL\u003c\/strong\u003e is a classic, no-nonsense masculine scent—clean, strong, and commanding. Not flashy, not loud—just steady dominance that earns respect without saying a word.\u003cbr data-end=\"1309\" data-start=\"1306\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1344\" data-start=\"1309\"\u003eClassic. Confident. 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Clean enough to wear daily, strong enough to stand its ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"631\"\u003eSmells like discipline, control, and a man who doesn’t miss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"664\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"664\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eWarm. Spiced. 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Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Scents:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKbar - \u003c\/strong\u003eAll time favorite of Sandalwood and Vanilla. Many have loved this one due it being a nice and gentle scent but also very good smelling. This is what we call a panty dropper, most women like this one!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e50 Cal - \u003c\/strong\u003eOne of our OG's that has stood the test of time and keep coming back for more! This is a Spiced Mahogany with Tobacco and bay leaf in there. 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It is enough but not overwhelming to the nose. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlackHawk - \u003c\/strong\u003eThis is one of the newer scents that people have been enjoying, it has cedarwood, sweet orange and vetiver that makes this one stand out. It is alluring to the senses but never overwhelming. It is a woodsy, warm scent but also has a spicy way about it with the sublte sweet orange. Great for any time of day or those special nights with your significant other. Give it a go!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficer's Club - \u003c\/strong\u003eAKA (Bourbon) This is such a great sweet and smokey bourbon, you will be shocked how many compliments and trying to keep off your beard with a stick (not litteraly but kinda). We added this one last year and can't keep it in stock. If you get a chance to grab some, do it before it is gone again! Get you some today!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003eGolden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Frangrance or Essential oils. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Read: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003eWe do use natural nut oils in our products to keep them as natural as possible and so dang good for the skin and hair. 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