{"title":"Beard Balms","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"bearded-assassins-on-the-run-basic-beard-kit-with-loved-premium-beard-oil-beard-balm-beard-wash","title":"Bearded Assassins- On The Run BASIC BEARD KIT with Loved Premium Beard Oil, Beard Balm \u0026 Beard Wash","description":"Your beard’s got more knots than a shady informant’s shoelaces. Dry, itchy, and patchy—like a bad hit gone wrong. Every time you glance in the mirror, it’s like staring at a wanted poster for the world’s scruffiest outlaw.\n\nYour beard deserves better. You can’t keep going on covert missions with that brittle, unruly fuzz giving away your position. It’s practically a dead giveaway—dry patches? Like blood trails. Rough whiskers? And don’t even get me started on that flaky skin—your enemies can practically follow the dandruff trail to your secret hideout.\n\nIntroducing the Bearded Assassins BASIC BEARD KIT—your ultimate covert arsenal for beard domination. Featuring a premium 1 oz BEARD OIL \u0026amp; 2oz BEARD BALM (in your choice of scent) and a 4oz BEARD WASH (always Unscented). Keep your facial fortress fortified and your assassin’s code intact. Strike swiftly, look sharp, and vanish—without leaving a single flake behind.\n\nSCENT CHOICES:\n\nNAKED: TOTALLY UNSCENTED-Perfect for Sensitive Skin\n\nBOURBON: Sweet and spicy Bourbon Whiskey\n\nHOOLIGAN: Lemongrass \u0026amp; Lime -Made with essential Oils\n\nBLACKHAWK: Cedarwood, Orange and Vetiver-Made with Essential Oils\n\n50 CAL: warm spiced mahogany with bay leaf. This is an absolute must for anyone looking for a favorite year-round scent.\n\nKBAR: Sandalwood Vanilla- BEST SELLER\n\n***PLEASE SEE INDIVIDUAL LISTINGS FOR INGREDIENT INFORMATION ON WASH, BEARD OIL AND BEARD BALM TEMPORARILY UNTIL WE CAN TRANSFER THE ALL OF THE INFO TO THIS LISTING\n\n-Please contact us via Etsy Conversations if any issues arise in your order.\n\nHAPPY SHOPPING!","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"OFFICER'S CLUB","offer_id":43003405566065,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BUTT NAKED","offer_id":43003405598833,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ASSASSIN","offer_id":43003405631601,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACKHAWK","offer_id":43003405664369,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50 CAL","offer_id":43003405697137,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"KBAR","offer_id":43003405729905,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"THE GENERAL","offer_id":43117784072305,"sku":null,"price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/e7a81197-il_fullxfull.6974636365_amvm.jpg?v=1770745883"},{"product_id":"naked-beard-balm-2-oz-unscented-beard-styling-product-mens-grooming","title":"Butt Naked Beard Balm 2oz | Unscented | Premium Beard Balm for Hold, Sensitive Skin \u0026 No Itch","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eYour beard’s acting like it’s got a mind of its own - wild, scruffy, and refusing to obey orders. Oil helped… but it’s still out here looking like a bar fight survivor. Time to bring in control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eThis 2oz premium, no-BS beard balm\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eis built for guys who need backup or something to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e tame, shape, and finish the job\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. It’s your beard’s final inspection before you step out. Packed with premium butter, waxes and oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e, this balm pulls double duty- styling \u0026amp; conditioning, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eso your beard looks squared away and your skin isn’t dry, pissed off, or flaking like cheap paint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eMelts down smooth, hits fast, and gets your beard under control in seconds, perfect when you’re short on time but still need to look like you’ve got your life together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCENT: Not a Damn Thing....\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"115\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t always need to announce itself. Sometimes the mission is stay quiet,\u003cstrong data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"114\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003estay clean, stay ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"347\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"131\"\u003eBUTT NAKED\u003c\/strong\u003e is exactly that—zero scent, zero giveaway. Built for hunters, early mornings in the woods, or anyone who doesn’t want their face smelling like a candle aisle. No fragrance, no nonsense—just straight performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"626\"\u003eLoaded with premium oils that actually do their job, this stuff kills itch, hydrates dry skin,\u003cstrong data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"470\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eand softens your beard without leaving a greasy mess or scent trail behind you. Perfect for sensitive skin too—no irritation, no chemicals trying to start a war on your face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eIt’s clean, controlled, and invisible… but the results speak loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eNo scent. No trace. No excuses.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"955\"\u003e– Tames unruly, out-of-line beards and brings them under control\u003cbr data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003e– Light-to-medium hold for shaping and finishing your look\u003cbr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e– Conditions and nourishes both beard and skin underneath\u003cbr data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003e– Softens coarse hair while locking in moisture\u003cbr data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e– Gets you mission-ready fast—no long routine, no excuses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b2efb507-c7ae-433a-8f81-a72fa53dc62a\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1494\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003eScoop a dime-sized amount (or more if that beard’s out of control), rub it between your hands until it melts, then work it through your beard and down to the skin. Shape it. Style it. Get it looking like it follows orders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eBeeswax, Coconut Oil, Lanolin, Shea Butter \u0026amp; Almond Oil\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need luck—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is for external use only! Test product on small part of skin first. If no reactions occur, apply to beard and enjoy! *Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS so please be cautious before use. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. -Due to the handmade nature of our products, slight variation in color and nature may occur in comparison to the product photos displayed. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003406483569,"sku":null,"price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/e0c7431d-il_fullxfull.7240509191_bfet.jpg?v=1770745885"},{"product_id":"50-cal-beard-balm-2oz-handmade-beard-care-grooming","title":"50 Cal Beard Balm 2oz | Spiced Mahogany \u0026 Bay Leaf | Premium Beard Oil for Softness, Growth \u0026 No Itch","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:1d723d04-23c1-4319-8074-db9e255c2be5-52\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-16\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"b2efb507-c7ae-433a-8f81-a72fa53dc62a\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eYour beard’s acting like it’s got a mind of its own - wild, scruffy, and refusing to obey orders. Oil helped… but it’s still out here looking like a bar fight survivor. Time to bring in control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eThis 2oz premium, no-BS beard balm\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eis built for guys who need backup or something to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e tame, shape, and finish the job\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. It’s your beard’s final inspection before you step out. Packed with premium butter, waxes and oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e, this balm pulls double duty- styling \u0026amp; conditioning, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eso your beard looks squared away and your skin isn’t dry, pissed off, or flaking like cheap paint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eMelts down smooth, hits fast, and gets your beard under control in seconds, perfect when you’re short on time but still need to look like you’ve got your life together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"937\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eSCENT - 50 Cal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm spiced mahogany with bay leaf. Strong, clean, and built for year-round dominance. This is the one you grab when you want a scent that never misses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"955\"\u003e– Tames unruly, out-of-line beards and brings them under control\u003cbr data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003e– Light-to-medium hold for shaping and finishing your look\u003cbr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e– Conditions and nourishes both beard and skin underneath\u003cbr data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003e– Softens coarse hair while locking in moisture\u003cbr data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e– Gets you mission-ready fast—no long routine, no excuses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1494\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003eScoop a dime-sized amount (or more if that beard’s out of control), rub it between your hands until it melts, then work it through your beard and down to the skin. Shape it. Style it. Get it looking like it follows orders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eBeeswax, Coconut Oil, Lanolin, Shea Butter, Almond Oil, Fragrance Oil\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need luck—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is for external use only! Test product on small part of skin first. If no reactions occur, apply to beard and enjoy! *Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS so please be cautious before use. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. -Due to the handmade nature of our products, slight variation in color and nature may occur in comparison to the product photos displayed. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003406942321,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/2fea3489-il_fullxfull.6934639471_io3c.jpg?v=1770745884"},{"product_id":"blackhawk-beard-balm-2-oz-tame-the-flyaways-cedarwood-orange-vetiver-essential-oils","title":"Blackhawk Beard Balm 2oz | Cedarwood, Sweet Orange \u0026 Vetiver | Premium Beard Balm for Hold, Softness \u0026 No Itch","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eYour beard’s acting like it’s got a mind of its own - wild, scruffy, and refusing to obey orders. Oil helped… but it’s still out here looking like a bar fight survivor. Time to bring in control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"594\"\u003eThis 2oz premium, no-BS beard balm\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eis built for guys who need backup or something to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e tame, shape, and finish the job\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. It’s your beard’s final inspection before you step out. Packed with premium butter, waxes and oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e, this balm pulls double duty- styling \u0026amp; conditioning, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eso your beard looks squared away and your skin isn’t dry, pissed off, or flaking like cheap paint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"763\"\u003eMelts down smooth, hits fast, and gets your beard under control in seconds, perfect when you’re short on time but still need to look like you’ve got your life together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2139\" data-end=\"2204\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCENT:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"136\"\u003eThis isn’t some light, fruity nonsense pretending to be rugged. BLACKHAWK is grounded, sharp, and built for men who handle business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eRight up front, you get that deep cedarwood—dry, woody, and solid like cut timber. Then the sweet orange cuts through, adding a clean, subtle brightness that keeps it from getting too heavy. And underneath it all, vetiver brings the grit—earthy, smoky, and just a little wild.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"591\"\u003eIt’s balanced but not soft. Clean but not weak. The kind of scent that feels like early mornings, cold air, and getting after it before most people are even awake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"632\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"593\" data-end=\"632\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eWood. Citrus. Earth. Mission ready.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"955\"\u003e– Tames unruly, out-of-line beards and brings them under control\u003cbr data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003e– Light-to-medium hold for shaping and finishing your look\u003cbr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e– Conditions and nourishes both beard and skin underneath\u003cbr data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1143\"\u003e– Softens coarse hair while locking in moisture\u003cbr data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003e– Gets you mission-ready fast—no long routine, no excuses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1494\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003eScoop a dime-sized amount (or more if that beard’s out of control), rub it between your hands until it melts, then work it through your beard and down to the skin. Shape it. Style it. Get it looking like it follows orders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1584\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eBeeswax, Coconut Oil, Lanolin, Shea Butter, Almond Oil, Essential Oils\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t need luck—it needs discipline.\u003cbr data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1666\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eLock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING: \u003c\/strong\u003eThis is for external use only! Test product on small part of skin first. If no reactions occur, apply to beard and enjoy! *Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS so please be cautious before use. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. -Due to the handmade nature of our products, slight variation in color and nature may occur in comparison to the product photos displayed. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003407171697,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/0daf318e-il_fullxfull.7192517080_f7pj.jpg?v=1770745886"},{"product_id":"kbar-beard-balm-2oz-handmade-premium-beard-care-mens-beard-grooming","title":"KBAR Beard Balm 2oz | Sandalwood \u0026 Vanilla | Premium Beard Balm for Hold, Softness \u0026 No Itch","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"184\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eYour beard’s acting like it’s got a mind of its own - wild, scruffy, and refusing to obey orders. Oil helped… but it’s still out here looking like a bar fight survivor. Time to bring in control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"594\" data-start=\"186\"\u003eThis 2oz premium, no-BS beard balm\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eis built for guys who need backup or something to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e tame, shape, and finish the job\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. It’s your beard’s final inspection before you step out. Packed with premium butter, waxes and oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e, this balm pulls double duty- styling \u0026amp; conditioning, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eso your beard looks squared away and your skin isn’t dry, pissed off, or flaking like cheap paint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"763\" data-start=\"596\"\u003eMelts down smooth, hits fast, and gets your beard under control in seconds, perfect when you’re short on time but still need to look like you’ve got your life together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e SCENT: KBAR -\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"124\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eThis isn’t some soft, candle-aisle sandalwood pretending to be tough. KBAR is smooth, controlled, and hits with purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"393\" data-start=\"126\"\u003eYou get that\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003erich sandalwood up front—deep, warm, and grounded like old wood and worn leather. Then the vanilla rolls in behind it, not sweet and fluffy… just enough to smooth the edge and keep it dialed in. It’s clean, balanced, and dangerous in a quiet way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"530\" data-start=\"395\"\u003eNo overpowering nonsense. No cheap sweetness. Just a scent that says you’ve got control of your beard—and everything else in your lane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"565\" data-start=\"532\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"565\" data-start=\"532\"\u003eWarm. Smooth. Quietly lethal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"939\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"952\" data-start=\"939\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"955\" data-start=\"952\"\u003e– Tames unruly, out-of-line beards and brings them under control\u003cbr data-end=\"1022\" data-start=\"1019\"\u003e– Light-to-medium hold for shaping and finishing your look\u003cbr data-end=\"1083\" data-start=\"1080\"\u003e– Conditions and nourishes both beard and skin underneath\u003cbr data-end=\"1143\" data-start=\"1140\"\u003e– Softens coarse hair while locking in moisture\u003cbr data-end=\"1193\" data-start=\"1190\"\u003e– Gets you mission-ready fast—no long routine, no excuses\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1494\" data-start=\"1254\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1269\" data-start=\"1254\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1272\" data-start=\"1269\"\u003eScoop a dime-sized amount (or more if that beard’s out of control), rub it between your hands until it melts, then work it through your beard and down to the skin. Shape it. Style it. Get it looking like it follows orders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1584\" data-start=\"1496\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1512\" data-start=\"1496\"\u003eINGREDIENTS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1515\" data-start=\"1512\"\u003eBeeswax, Coconut Oil, Lanolin, Shea Butter, Almond Oil, Fragrance Oil\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**WARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is for external use only! Test product on small part of skin first. If no reactions occur, apply to beard and enjoy! *Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS so please be cautious before use. 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Conquer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery great beard needs a little discipline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're taming a fresh beard or commanding a full battle beard, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBearded Assassins Premium Beard Balm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e delivers the conditioning your beard needs with the control it deserves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted in small batches using premium ingredients including \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShea Butter, Beeswax, Lanolin, Coconut Oil, and Sweet Almond Oil\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, our beard balm softens coarse beard hair, locks in moisture, reduces beard itch and beard dandruff, and provides a light-to-medium hold to tame flyaways and keep your beard looking sharp all day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe scent our beard balms with premium natural fragrance oils and essential oils, creating bold, masculine scents that last without overwhelming your senses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo watered-down junk. No cheap fillers. Just premium beard care built for men who expect more from their grooming routine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable Scents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKBAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Vanilla\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA smooth blend of rich sandalwood and warm vanilla. Rugged enough for the field, refined enough for a night out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e50 Cal:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpiced Mahogany, Tobacco \u0026amp; Bay Leaf\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold, masculine, and impossible to ignore. Warm mahogany, tobacco, and bay leaf combine for a scent that commands attention.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAssassin:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLemongrass \u0026amp; Lime (Essential Oils)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh, crisp, and clean. Bright citrus notes create an energizing scent perfect for everyday wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlackHawk:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet Orange, Cedarwood \u0026amp; Vetiver (Essential Oils)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh citrus paired with rugged cedarwood and earthy vetiver creates a scent that's both bold and balanced.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe General:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStraight Pine\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSimple. Clean. Commanding. Pure pine for men who appreciate strength without the extras.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOfficer's Club:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet \u0026amp; Smokey Bourbon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRich bourbon with a smooth smoky finish that's perfect for every mission—from the office to the campfire.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eButt Naked:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnscented\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for hunters, outdoorsmen, and men with sensitive skin. 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