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Time to shut that rebellion down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"684\" data-start=\"295\"\u003eThis is premium, no-BS beard oil built on a golden jojoba base that actually absorbs instead of just sitting there like sludge. We stack it with avocado, apricot kernel, and\u003cstrong data-end=\"488\" data-start=\"444\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003ealmond oils to hit your beard and skin from all angles—hydration, softness, and control. 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Command presence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"855\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"868\" data-start=\"855\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"871\" data-start=\"868\"\u003e– Wipes out dry, flaky skin and beard itch\u003cbr data-end=\"916\" data-start=\"913\"\u003e– Softens coarse, wiry hair so it actually behaves\u003cbr data-end=\"969\" data-start=\"966\"\u003e– Locks in moisture without turning you into a grease slick\u003cbr data-end=\"1031\" data-start=\"1028\"\u003e– Adds a healthy, controlled shine—not that oily mess\u003cbr data-end=\"1087\" data-start=\"1084\"\u003e– Vegan, cruelty-free, and none of that chemical garbage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1380\" data-start=\"1147\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1162\" data-start=\"1147\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1165\" data-start=\"1162\"\u003eHit your beard with a few drops, work it down to the skin, and spread it through like you mean it. 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It kills the itch, eliminates dry patches, and turns that steel wool on your face into something smooth and dialed in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSCENT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"124\"\u003eThis isn’t some soft, candle-aisle sandalwood pretending to be tough. \u003cstrong data-start=\"70\" data-end=\"78\"\u003eKBAR\u003c\/strong\u003e is smooth, controlled, and hits with purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"393\"\u003eYou get that rich sandalwood \u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ep fron\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eut\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e—deep, warm, and grounded like old wood and worn leather. 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Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"1oz","offer_id":43003406221425,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2oz","offer_id":43003406254193,"sku":null,"price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/edf20571-il_fullxfull.6878460634_pdvr.jpg?v=1770745880"},{"product_id":"naked-beard-oil-unscented-premium-beard-oil-1-oz-mens-grooming-products-bearded-assassins-bennys-soap-co","title":"Butt Naked Beard Oil 1oz | Unscented | Premium Beard Oil for Sensitive Skin \u0026 No Itch","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"684\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"684\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"705\"\u003eSCENT: Not A Damn Thing...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"115\"\u003eYour beard doesn’t always need to announce itself. 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Perfect for sensitive skin too—no irritation, no chemicals trying to start a war on your face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eIt’s clean, controlled, and invisible… but the results speak loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"731\"\u003eNo scent. No trace. 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Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003406876785,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/97d36cbe-il_fullxfull.6878488978_5k8b.jpg?v=1770745884"},{"product_id":"hooligan-premium-beard-oil-1-oz-lemongrass-lime-essential-oils-mens-grooming-beard-oil-hair-strengthening-bearded-assassins","title":"ASSASSIN Beard Oil 1oz | Lemongrass \u0026 Lime Essential Oils | Premium Beard Oil for Soft, No-Itch Beard","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"293\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eYour beard’s gone full insurgent—dry, itchy, sticking out in every direction, and smelling like a week-old regret. 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If there are no reactions, use it on your beard and enjoy! Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bearded Assassins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43003408220273,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/3417\/7905\/files\/hooligan-premium-beard-oil-in-masculine-setting.png?v=1770761921"},{"product_id":"beard-oil-sample-pack","title":"Beard Oil Sample Pack | Try Multiple Scents | Premium Beard Oil Samples for Soft, No-Itch Beard","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"110\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eNot sure which scent is your weapon of choice? 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Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur Scents:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKbar - \u003c\/strong\u003eAll time favorite of Sandalwood and Vanilla. Many have loved this one due it being a nice and gentle scent but also very good smelling. This is what we call a panty dropper, most women like this one!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e50 Cal - \u003c\/strong\u003eOne of our OG's that has stood the test of time and keep coming back for more! This is a Spiced Mahogany with Tobacco and bay leaf in there. 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It is a great earthy, woodsy and piney scent that will transport you right to the evergreen forest. For you bearded beasts that love the woodsy scents this is a must try. Be careful you might want to start chopping some damn firewood!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAssassin - \u003c\/strong\u003eAKA (Hooligan) This is a great uplifting scent with Lemongrass and Lime to awaken you in those dreaded mornings when first getting up. It does not smell like cleaning shit so get that out your mind. It is enough but not overwhelming to the nose. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlackHawk - \u003c\/strong\u003eThis is one of the newer scents that people have been enjoying, it has cedarwood, sweet orange and vetiver that makes this one stand out. It is alluring to the senses but never overwhelming. It is a woodsy, warm scent but also has a spicy way about it with the sublte sweet orange. Great for any time of day or those special nights with your significant other. Give it a go!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficer's Club - \u003c\/strong\u003eAKA (Bourbon) This is such a great sweet and smokey bourbon, you will be shocked how many compliments and trying to keep off your beard with a stick (not litteraly but kinda). We added this one last year and can't keep it in stock. If you get a chance to grab some, do it before it is gone again! Get you some today!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003eGolden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Frangrance or Essential oils. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Read: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:start;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(31,33,36);background-color: rgb(255,255,255);font-size: 13px;font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \" san francisco ui roboto neue sans-serif\u003eWe do use natural nut oils in our products to keep them as natural as possible and so dang good for the skin and hair. 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