{"title":"3 Beard Oil Bundle Pack","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"92\"\u003eThree bottles. Zero excuses. This ain’t a “sampler set”—it’s your beard’s damn survival kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"341\"\u003eYou get 3x 1oz bottles of pure, no-BS beard oil—each one loaded with premium oils that actually do their job. No watered-down garbage, no weak scents that disappear faster than your motivation on leg day. Just hard-hitting, beard-taming firepower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"459\"\u003eOne for daily ops. One for backup. One for when your beard goes full insurgent and needs to be brought back in line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"461\" data-end=\"707\"\u003eSoftens your beard, kills the itch, and makes you smell like you’ve been chopping wood, winning fights, and handling business—all before breakfast. Grease-free, mission-ready, and built to keep your face from looking like a homeless raccoon nest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"709\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eIf your beard’s been acting like a disorganized militia… this is how you bring in discipline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"843\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"843\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003e3 bottles. Lock it in. Stay lethal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"premium-villain-beard-oil-1oz-2oz-fresh-pine-fragrance-self-care-treat-tame-the-beast-ideal-gift-for-the-bearded-man","title":"The General Beard Oil 1oz | Pine \u0026 Berry | Premium Beard Oil for Soft, No-Itch Beard","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"293\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eYour beard’s gone full insurgent—dry, itchy, sticking out in every direction, and smelling like a week-old regret. 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Command presence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"855\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"868\" data-start=\"855\"\u003eBENEFITS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"871\" data-start=\"868\"\u003e– Wipes out dry, flaky skin and beard itch\u003cbr data-end=\"916\" data-start=\"913\"\u003e– Softens coarse, wiry hair so it actually behaves\u003cbr data-end=\"969\" data-start=\"966\"\u003e– Locks in moisture without turning you into a grease slick\u003cbr data-end=\"1031\" data-start=\"1028\"\u003e– Adds a healthy, controlled shine—not that oily mess\u003cbr data-end=\"1087\" data-start=\"1084\"\u003e– Vegan, cruelty-free, and none of that chemical garbage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1380\" data-start=\"1147\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1162\" data-start=\"1147\"\u003eDIRECTIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1165\" data-start=\"1162\"\u003eHit your beard with a few drops, work it down to the skin, and spread it through like you mean it. 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Some of the oils we use are derived from NUTS \u0026amp; FRUITS, so please be cautious if you have allergies. 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